LEADING SCIENTIST IN LESBIAN

If ur here because you're mad I fucked your wife I would like to inform you from now that I am not sorry and I plan to be doing it again in exactly 30 mins from the time you are reading this and every time you read it or even think about it I go 8 inches deep in ur ex wife once again. Back into the trenches as the boys back at home used to say, back at the good old coal mine, back in the Flordiaian fucking water park, you ever been to a water park in Flordia? I have, looked at this tube, looked kinda like a girl fucking GUSHING bro, me and the boys laughed about that shit for at least 5 mins, it was pretty cool, then we all went to go get hotdogs after, I guzzled that shit down, no gag reflex, pure fucking lubed up slide into my stomach, wasn't thinking about dick at the time tho, I only do that on Thrusdays, why Thrusdays? Well that's because every Thrusday your father calls me begging for me to give him the good gluk gluk and stick my finger in his ass again because we both know your mother ain't enough of a bad bitch to do it. What was I saying? Oh right. I took your girlfriend lmao bye.